Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Lip Service

This has been something that we had learned to enjoy for years now, but not till just recently did we see things in a new light.

Our first time was, of course, a bit apprehensive of what to expect but well, we guess everyone have to start somewhere. Just how well one's experience is depends on the situation and how one reacts to it, we guess.

Our first time, we were curious, we admit! Of course, we did try and act as if we were cool about it.

How would our experience be like? Would it be the same as how we saw other people enjoying it?

How would it feel as it pass through our lips? Would it be cold or not? Is it slimy? Would it taste salty? Or sourish?

Were we suppose to let it slip around our tongue before swallowing?

So many questions. Not really like us - so we just took the plunge. Didn't even bother closing our eyes.

Well, we must say that oysters really taste lovely. Except that we only take ours with a dash of lemon and a pinch of salt. No tobasco sauce, thank you. Oysters don't have that strong taste we get with cockles that infest our char kuey teow.

Now, what did we find new about oysters then? That it's an aphrodisiac? No. But rather, that they look like...lips.

It's a mighty shame we didn't bring the iXus to take a better macro of the actual oyster we had.

See, we were out at dinner at this chinese restaurant and was enjoying our curry seafood noodles when we started on the oysters. Now all our past oyster-mooching were done in restaurants where it comes served in a nice platter with crushed ice and you have a small fork to use, not chopsticks. With chopsticks, we'd to get a grip on the oyster and so for the first time we see...lips.

The others didn't appreciate our point of view. And well, we always thought that the aphrodisiac was in the way people glugged down the oyster.

10 comments:

Ganymede said...

I love oysters but that's disgusting...

Little Prince said...

few days ago i managed to tie a cherry knot. was super exited for the next lip service. now... after reading this post... urghssss...

adrien said...

my family giler makan oyster. especially during ramadhan, when we give hotel buffets frequent visits. but i tak pernah cuba.

DOES IT WORK? (or should i ask the chief regarding this)

dan: i posted a picture of it! :p

Henry Yeo said...

if you can wax lyrical about eating oyster and kissing, you can go write your book and get it published.

Shuuji said...

Oh oysters...i thought you were talking something else....dirty.

savante said...

I always think oysters taste like cum. Must be the zinc.

Fable Frog said...

lips? as those on the face or is it pussy lips? i always find oyster look like pussy~ :D

Jason said...

= ="

Sam said...

That looked like something the cat coughed up.

Janvier said...

QR: What's so disgusting about that?

Daniel Henry: Congrats on the cherry knot! You know what they say about that! :P

Adrien: Does what work? You could ask your family too right? :P

Henry Yeo: When did kissing get into the picture?!

Wolf-[x]: Dirty? Us? :P

Savante: Really kah? Didn't know about that!

Fable Frog: Those on the face aren't lined vertically nor have a...nub on the top right?

Jason: The flogger, speechless?

Sam: We don't own cats, so wouldn't know if it'll drag in anything like this.