Author Review

l’agneau orange: oh we is reading this chuck palahniuk book....u know, fight club guy?
Janvier: ooo
l’agneau orange: it's the grossest thing ever hahahhaa
old chuck has always been...erm..."macabre"....but he might have outdoneimself this time, judging from the first chapter
*outdone himself
Janvier: hahahha
l’agneau orange: so theres this character...we knows him as saint gut-free
so he keep munching chips nonstop but hes freaking skinny
Janvier: hahahagut-free
l’agneau orange: and then saint gut-free tells his story
and we find out he is gut-free...literally :S
Janvier: hahahahahah
l’agneau orange: he practically has no intestines
Janvier: eeeks
l’agneau orange: due to a...erm....mishap
Janvier: like our ... patient?
l’agneau orange: wat was the moshap in ...? or was that congenital?
*mishap
Janvier: think it was mishap
blur doc took out the pts intestine for godknows what reason :S
l’agneau orange: oh yahhhhh we remembers!!!!
the one in the book is erm....even less delicate
chuck has always written abt sexual obsession....either with someone else or with oneself
Janvier: :s
sooo...this gut-free and chuck?
l’agneau orange: so saint gut free talks abt teenage boys erm..pleasuring themselves
no no, theres no chuck in the book
Janvier: saint gut-free
sry
ok
:S
l’agneau orange: so he goes tat when he was 13...he had a pool in the house
n his ultimate pleasure
was when theres noone home
he'll b underwater
Janvier: and pleasuring hisself...or other boys?
l’agneau orange: fondling himself....PLUS getting suction on his nether regions
Janvier: :S
suction from who???
l’agneau orange: via the pump thingy of the pool
Janvier: or what
ooh
l’agneau orange: the pump thingy of the pool
Janvier: okaaay
l’agneau orange: so one fateful day
our guy gets stuck
Janvier: :s
l’agneau orange: and hes underwater remember
Janvier: :s
l’agneau orange: he usually holds his breath for as long as he can then resurfaces
so when hes stuck he cant
n he attempts to free himself
Janvier: he's stuck on the pump thingy?
l’agneau orange: we take it u can imagine how he loses his gut?
while freeing himslef?
Janvier: no
first
'nether regions' here...
we're talking...?
we thinks it's best that this bit be...specific
l’agneau orange: the other end of ur digestive tract
Janvier: ah
suspected...
so yes
but but but tbu tbut
HOW does he get stuck???!??
eeeewwwww
l’agneau orange: cos it's suction
like a vacuum cleaner lets say
Janvier: but THAT strong???
l’agneau orange: erm yah we guess
so there we go
saint gut-free
:p
Janvier: gaaaaa
thats rather graphic
l’agneau orange: hahahahhaha
yep
in another book he talks about this model
Janvier: thankfully he wasn't in the
deep end or summat
l’agneau orange: who got shot in the face n no longer has a mandible
so the tongue hangs out n she cant talk etc etc :S
to say hes not averse to gross images is an understatement
Janvier: so is she still a model?
l’agneau orange: no
she goes ard the world with a scarf ard her face
cheating ppl
with a guy whos semi nuts, n a transexual
we cant describe more hahaha
Janvier: oh gr8 the author's really skewed
who IS semi nuts or HAS semi nuts??
l’agneau orange: who IS semi nuts
hahahhahah

No, we didn't eat lunch late because we were grossed out. We were just too lazy to move from our seat. Honest.