Thursday, August 20, 2009

Janvier Soldat And The Ass-Drilling Workout

Today, we had otousan lift our weight, then heard him moan and make assorted sex noises, then proceeded to have him blow us.

And it reminded us of DanHen's phrase when he took Amiable Aix for a ride. After DanHen had had Aix work out on resistance machines, free weights and other assorted exercises, which we missed as we were late, we were told by DanHen that he gave Aix an ass-drilling.

And so happens that we bumped into otousan today when we're halfway through our workout. Being the hyper gung-ho fler that he is he wanted us to work out with him (and to show him what we've been doing too).

Don't mind the fact that we're a lightweight fellow barely weighing 60kg, and he's much more stronger than us.

Starts off with the chest incline resistance machine and we're telling him to go for heavier weights, specifically the heaviest he could do just 6 reps. Male ego and gungho meant that instead of working his way up to the appropriate weight, he straightaway set for 55kg (we're not really sure, someone correct us if them resistance machines are measured in pounds or kilos) and pushed.

After his second rep the exertion on his face was like a scrunched up plasticine model of his face.

By his second set he grunted and made noises and stopped when we commented that it sounded like he was having sex.

Since his legs were pretty much in good shape (the only bits still in good shape, can the gf comment?) he wanted workouts just for the upper body. Hence triceps, biceps, more variations of chest workouts... By the time we got to doing dumbbell flyes, his breathing was like bellows hard at work. Standing over him to make sure he didn't drop the dumbbell on himself meant we got a full force gust to the face.

But with him around we finally have someone to spot for us, especially for free weights bench pressing!

6 comments:

Aaron said...

first to comment!!

Aaron said...

by the way it was 55 pounds...not kg's if not die already...
surely tomorrow muscles will all ache..
and for the record I didn't grunt like i was making love...it was really really tough...either that or the body is getting old

MrBunnyBan said...

Lol! I could spot for you more often if you wanted.

William said...

Bring a tape recorder next time.

savante said...

Almost sex with otousan?

Alex said...

Crazy people!
Gym should be fun, not killing...