Thursday, December 13, 2007

Still Alive

Was going through VGCats's latest comic (which isn't a comic but a Flash video rather). Now we knows little to none about Portal but the Flash video was very cute. It didn't help that the music was rather chirpy and happy, which may mislead you to what GLaDOS is actually singing!



This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time
And I'm GLaD. I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE
HAHA. FAT CHANCE
Anyway, this cake great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking
When there's Science to do
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
STILL ALIVE

Still, we likes the song, and Scott's video of it. Watch it!

5 comments:

hrugaar said...

The chirpy cheerfulness makes it a cute satire. The (slightly) scary thing is that I actually know some people like that. :D

David The Man said...

Ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying live, ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive, ah ah ah ah staying aliiiveeeeee...

Aik Yong said...

hahaha, Portal's very fun to play. very unconventional and full of surprises. And yep, the final song is reallllyy farny. You'll like GLaDOS, sarcasm to the max this lady.

Sam said...

My brother showed me a couple of videos of GLaDOS and her and her sarcastic humor - I just couldn't help but laugh. I think the scriptwriters really did a good job on the things she had to say - because it just gives a computer... so much life!

Janvier said...

Hrugaar: Very cute satire!

David The Man: Sounds like the theme for them who's going against GLaDOS.

Aik Yong: You know how we don't do FPS. Although why didn't you tell us about the song before!

Sam: And Portal's the best game out of the Orange Box we hears.